I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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