If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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