Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
