just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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