Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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