You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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