doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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