I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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