You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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