even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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