so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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