Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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