porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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