At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
