Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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