In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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