dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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