I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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