We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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