the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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