it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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