Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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