Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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