new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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