The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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