did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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