how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
