But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
