The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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