I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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