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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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