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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?

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(302): View more from Delaware

in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am

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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.

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(315): View more from New York

i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV

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you're the only one i would trust to do that

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(815): View more from Illinois

Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..

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(316): View more from Kansas

You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.

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(519): View more from Ontario

What are best friends for?

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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago

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(310): View more from California

Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.

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