If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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