I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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