i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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