Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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