So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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