You really coming over, don't trick.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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