Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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