whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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