"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
there was a trapeze. enough said
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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