Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
