She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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