Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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