Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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