just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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