SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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