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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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