Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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