She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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