It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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