Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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