your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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