I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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