Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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