All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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