At least make sure they are 18
Why
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he quoted the bible to break up with me
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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