What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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