So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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