Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
