So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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