Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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